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Fri, 9-Oct-20 6:34 PM (3 years ago)
Is there a problem with uploading videos today?
there's a problem with a LOT of things today!!! I fell in the rabbit hole today and they keep shoveling dirt in
(3 years ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I'd MUCH rather be in the Pussy(or Ass) hole... but that ain't happening.
(3 years ago)
Fri, 28-Aug-20 12:02 PM (3 years ago)
Whats with the new set up on notifications its only showing ratings and not comments?
It shows comments o our recent pics ... Wait, let's re-check
(3 years ago)
OK, It shows up the comments on our pics, but to be fair, there's only about three comments in total over the 10 pics. TOF ain't what it used to be LOLOL
(3 years ago)
Sun, 17-May-20 7:32 PM (3 years ago)
Looks like the spammers are back,new one on the first page looks to be spamming every photo.
davyson105 and johnnyel like this
hence "for what is spam but a fardel, yet if it could be expressed in any other means a fart"
(3 years ago)
Fri, 18-Sep-15 4:09 PM (8 years ago)
Well its Friday again time to get your tits out Ladies.
Fri, 23-Jan-15 2:36 PM (9 years ago)
No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
righthander likes this
Thu, 22-Jan-15 11:17 PM (9 years ago)
Old enough to know better, old enough not to care.
Sat, 10-Jan-15 11:25 PM (9 years ago)
Some have morals, some don't, most simply ignore them.
Tue, 6-Jan-15 12:25 AM (9 years ago)
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Mon, 5-Jan-15 2:33 PM (9 years ago)
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble .
Sat, 3-Jan-15 11:10 PM (9 years ago)
"And this is the reason I fucking drink." I thought to myself As soon as I sobered up.
amancalledpony likes this
Sat, 3-Jan-15 2:22 PM (9 years ago)
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me 'Oi, what's your disability mate?' I said 'Tourettes, you wanker, now fuck off!'
Fri, 2-Jan-15 2:43 PM (9 years ago)
There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
Nevertoomuch and silverbackaa like this
Hello n&s xx......undie is the Tri, Try and Try daily everyday......
(9 years ago)
Thu, 1-Jan-15 8:11 PM (9 years ago)
Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
Thu, 1-Jan-15 2:32 PM (9 years ago)
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith last week. He said, "Have you ever shoe'd a horse?"I said, "No, but Iv'e told a donkey to fuck off."
gozap and silverbackaa like this
i've shoe'd a horse once, but she had a very difficult time walking in those heels.
(9 years ago)
I went for an interview at a hammer factory. I think I nailed it.
(9 years ago)
Wed, 31-Dec-14 3:45 PM (9 years ago)
I got intouch with my inner self today ..i'm never buying cheap shit roll again!
awesome2 likes this
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:47 PM (9 years ago)
Bad news for exit signs..... I've heard they're on the way out.......
CurvyKay and happyhumper69 like this
Tue, 30-Dec-14 10:27 PM (9 years ago)
Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready!
Sound like some people need to put the flag back in the hole after the putt. *runs from status laughing like a blooming idiot*
(9 years ago)
Tue, 30-Dec-14 3:44 PM (9 years ago)
The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 1:20 PM (9 years ago)
When my wife left me, I was sad, upset and lonely.Since then I've got a dog,bought a new motorbike,shagged two women and blown a grand on drink and drugs.She'll go mental when she gets home from work.
Tue, 30-Dec-14 12:15 AM (9 years ago)
Can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the pub.
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:23 PM (9 years ago)
Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
Hondavtrsp1 likes this
Mon, 29-Dec-14 7:10 PM (9 years ago)
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.