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	cason31

Fri, 9-Feb-24 3:12 PM (80 days ago)

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it's friday afternoon and i'm colmpletely overdressed (*has pants)

	cason31

Mon, 1-Jan-24 4:08 PM (119 days ago)

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happy new year

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	cason31

Fri, 27-Oct-23 3:15 PM (185 days ago)

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Weekend, here we come / cum

	cason31

Fri, 28-Jul-23 3:36 PM (276 days ago)

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say it with me "I won a math debate"

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	EmuLater

I loved maths and stats. All those standard deviations...

(275 days ago)

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	TopCat57

Explains a lot : P

(275 days ago)

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	SexyEnglishBabe

2 nerd alerts

(275 days ago)

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	EmuLater

Oliver Hardy Spends All His Cash On Apple Tarts.

(275 days ago)

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	Raven2005

Only two ?

(275 days ago)

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	cason31

Thu, 25-May-23 5:26 PM (339 days ago)

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"the time has come for me to kill this game / so open wide and say my naaaaaameee"

	cason31

Fri, 19-May-23 2:32 PM (346 days ago)

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"Hey Girl, your tittygame's bananas" this is gold

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	cason31

Fri, 21-Apr-23 2:48 PM (1 year ago)

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praise the butthole

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	Artistic

i do everytime in the bathroom...

(1 year ago)

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	mrjimm

all hail butthole!

(1 year ago)

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	NaughtyKat

I'd rather not or it'll go all cocky!

(1 year ago)

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	smitten4u

There's nothing about this status that I don't endorse!

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Wed, 12-Apr-23 8:01 PM (1 year ago)

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rock out with your cock out

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	smitten4u

Well her tits are out, so I know what's coming out next....

(1 year ago)

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	Mitten_Kitten

Your rooster get out?

(1 year ago)

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	bimarriedbottom

Don’t get it caught on anything. Safely first!

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Fri, 31-Mar-23 2:29 PM (1 year ago)

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vacation around the corner

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	GottaBeMe

Hope your destinatiom is further away than around the corner! 🤭

(1 year ago)

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	LikesTwo

Goes and looks around corner.....

(1 year ago)

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	PantyPirate

My local pub's round the corner, I could vacation in there for a week or two 🍺🍻🥂🥃🍷 😁

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Fri, 17-Mar-23 3:30 PM (1 year ago)

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my big cock is just overcompensation for my tiny car

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	bimarriedbottom

Years ago I said guys with big trucks were compensating, that with an average penis you could just have a regular car. One of the girls mentions that I ride my bike to work. 😂😂

(1 year ago)

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	almostanything

I wish my overcompensation was the other way round. I like my big car but I think id rather have a big cock.... Wellll maybe not

(1 year ago)

	cason31

Sat, 7-Jan-23 8:55 AM (1 year ago)

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rise and shine

	bimarriedbottom

Why? All the bad things that have ever happened were after it got out of bed. 😂

(1 year ago)

	bimarriedbottom

Fucking typos…”I” got out…

(1 year ago)

	cason31

Thu, 5-Jan-23 12:39 PM (1 year ago)

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I like big butts and I can not lie...

	bimarriedbottom

Butts mmmmmm yum!

(1 year ago)

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	captain__82

I always be a lookin' fer booty

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

actually, that does seem like a lie. I like all kinds of butts

(1 year ago)

	bimarriedbottom

Mmmmmmmmm butts…🤣

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Tue, 3-Jan-23 5:10 PM (1 year ago)

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how do I tell when i get off the clock in home office, i already was sans pantalones the whole day...

	MrsTrellis

When you put your quill down and the lid on your ink pot.

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

@mrsTrellis, yea I had to stop using a quill, it scratched up my laptop screen real bad

(1 year ago)

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	smitten4u

Can't imagine the ink helping much either..

(1 year ago)

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	cedar19

Put on socks (or take them off)

(1 year ago)

	cason31

Tue, 3-Jan-23 11:20 AM (1 year ago)

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work work work - NN break

- work work work

	mojo75nz

Just had nn break lol remind me I need chicken salt tomorrow 😂

(1 year ago)

	cason31

Sun, 1-Jan-23 2:59 PM (1 year ago)

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worst thing about dyslexia? ordering cockporn at the cimena

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	heydidyagrabmyass

I know having Lexdyxia sucks

(1 year ago)

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	urwayhot

What's wrong with having sexdaily? I mean dyslexia....

(1 year ago)

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	luvtub

Oh my dog!

(1 year ago)

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	Mr_Elmo

My dyslexic sister used to stay up all night waiting for satan…

(1 year ago)

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	thatwilldome

Don’t worry. My dyslexic sister went to a toga party dressed a as a goat.

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Fri, 30-Dec-22 8:22 AM (1 year ago)

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My ideal beginning of a new year: cumming inside her the exact moment of new year. but we are busy making plans for a road trip to visit friends. i'll take that as second best

	captain__82

If ye be a doing it as a party, and time it correctly the lassies and mateys be a cheering.

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Thu, 29-Dec-22 4:16 PM (1 year ago)

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what's more important, coffee or good nights sleep? oh the daily question of a late afternoon

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	Jersey__Girl

Decisions, decisions. I love a good cup of cofee as much as the next person, but after 4, it's secondary to a good night's sleep.

(1 year ago)

	owbiglineman

I don't drink coffee, but my vote would be for sleep even if I did

(1 year ago)

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	AdeleGingerRaine

I can have both no problem

(1 year ago)

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	Artistic

^^^^oh what she said *nodnod*

(1 year ago)

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	flitterbee

whats a good night sleep?

(1 year ago)

	cason31

Thu, 29-Dec-22 7:44 AM (1 year ago)

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Read this out loud to the Person next to you: "I won a maths debate"

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	Raven2005

...As The Host posees 10 questions, normallay each with a 5

award. and saying first to 10., then start with a question "0" ?

(1 year ago)

	PApda

I never knew I had a lisp!!

(1 year ago)

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	Raven2005

A "0" is acrafty gap to fall into while counting...

(1 year ago)

	urwayhot

Technically PApda, that's a lithp.

(1 year ago)

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	Jersey__Girl

Thatth what I thought, wayhot.

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Thu, 29-Dec-22 7:25 AM (1 year ago)

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Good Morning to Nudes

	cason31

Wed, 28-Dec-22 9:57 PM (1 year ago)

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First Fotos uploaded

	NaughtyKat

Good on ya! 👍

(1 year ago)

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	cason31

Wed, 28-Dec-22 2:21 PM (1 year ago)

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New on Newbie

	Lucy68

hello and welcome !

(1 year ago)

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