Banana987's Recent Statuses
Sun, 17-Mar-24 7:20 PM
(41 days ago)
well the girl on girl stuff was fun but I missed cock too much 🍆
Sat, 24-Feb-24 7:21 PM
(63 days ago)
apparently i like tits and fanny almost as much as i like cock! these past few weeks have definitely been a revelation!
Wed, 20-Dec-23 7:34 PM
(129 days ago)
note to self, dont answer a zoom call while getting your vag licked out under the table 👅💦
Sun, 10-Dec-23 3:37 PM
(139 days ago)
I didnt fuck the IT guy at the work xmas party, I didn't fuck the IT guy at the work xmas party, I didnt... ok I did 🍆
Sun, 3-Dec-23 7:43 PM
(146 days ago)
he couldve warned me he was a shower and a grower 😱 gonna need to sit on a cushion at work tomorrow
Fri, 24-Nov-23 10:35 PM
(155 days ago)
didnt know toothpaste on a bellend was a thing but I do now! that was a very minty fresh blow job lol 🍆👅
Wed, 15-Nov-23 4:45 PM
(164 days ago)
an oap in waitrose just called me a strumpet after looking at the durex and ky in my basket then noticing Im not wearing a wedding ring 😂😂😂
Mon, 13-Nov-23 9:24 PM
(166 days ago)
if you get so drunk you end up with your hand inside another womans bra while snogging her does that make you bi? asking for a friend!!!
Wed, 1-Nov-23 5:53 PM
(178 days ago)
well amsterdam you certainly didnt disappoint 🍆🍆🍆
Sat, 21-Oct-23 12:35 PM
(189 days ago)
my sister said Im a huge slut. I argued Im only 5ft7inches. she went off in a strop 😂
Tue, 17-Oct-23 6:30 PM
(193 days ago)
when youre shagging a guy and you suddenly remember why hes an ex...🙄
Thu, 5-Oct-23 11:41 AM
(205 days ago)
yes you can use a dildo on me but ffs clean your previous partners pubes off it first! 😫
Tue, 3-Oct-23 12:18 PM
(207 days ago)
almost got caught at work fingering myself in the store room looking at cocks. that was close!
Wed, 27-Sep-23 10:32 AM
(213 days ago)
last couple of fellas I fucked said they prefer some pubes on a woman. can't decide wether to keep waxing or let it grow....
Thu, 21-Sep-23 4:55 PM
(219 days ago)
oops I tripped and landed on a cock 🍆
Tue, 19-Sep-23 12:59 PM
(221 days ago)
Off to berlin ✈️ looking forward to 3 days nights of german sausage 🍆
Sun, 10-Sep-23 1:57 PM
(230 days ago)
Got a hot new window cleaner and I cant stop staring at his bulge while hes soaping up my double glazing 🍆
Fri, 8-Sep-23 6:58 PM
(232 days ago)
One of my casuals took me to dinner. Went to a posh place. I let him control my remote vibe in there as a thanx. Aint doing that again 😂😂😂
Wed, 30-Aug-23 7:31 PM
(241 days ago)
My regular salons got a new staff member. A fella waxed my vag this afternoon!
Thu, 24-Aug-23 5:25 PM
(247 days ago)
Do people still go dogging these days? Askin for a friend ha ha 😉
Mon, 21-Aug-23 7:21 PM
(250 days ago)
Fellas, I aint a premium member so cant see the images I get in my dms. Shove 'em online.
Sat, 19-Aug-23 6:12 PM
(252 days ago)
Lovin all the mahoosive testicles on here!
Thu, 17-Aug-23 11:07 PM
(254 days ago)
NN fellas have the biggest knobs ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍆
Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:45 PM
(259 days ago)
Got asked if I wanna spitroast an I don't think they mean dinner 🍆🍆
Thu, 10-Aug-23 9:20 PM
(261 days ago)
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