surferjen's Recent Statuses
Thu, 2-May-24 3:59 PM
(1 day ago)
Status: Well, there better be some chocolate, some bourbon, and some fuckin this weekend or someone is going to be CRANKY. Just saying.
Tue, 30-Apr-24 4:03 PM
(3 days ago)
Status: Having a laugh because of a random comment sent to me in chat. "Grow some fur around that slit, then I'll fuck you." Hah! Thanks for the giggles.
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:52 PM
(9 days ago)
In the mood to be on top. Super SLOOOOOOOWWWW up and down. Just for a little while. Then see what happens.
Fri, 19-Apr-24 2:34 PM
(14 days ago)
Might be a slow weekend for sexy fun. Thinking how much fun it is to wrap my hand around a hard cock, feel the heat of it, the pulsing. Oh, well. We'll see what happens.
Mon, 15-Apr-24 7:52 PM
(18 days ago)
I rarely wear perfume. However, recently I put just a dap of Coco (Chanel) between my boobs. I forgot the reaction that can get from myself. And a man. Wow.
Fri, 12-Apr-24 8:29 PM
(21 days ago)
Chocolate covered pretzels, bourbon, fuckin. In no particular order or kinda at the same time. What a great combination.
Sun, 31-Mar-24 10:32 PM
(33 days ago)
Not sure why, but I'm developing this thing for white panties. Anyone else just love white panties?
Fri, 29-Mar-24 10:06 PM
(35 days ago)
In a nowhere town and in the mood to do naughty things. Oh, my. Hope you all have a great and sexy weekend.
Fri, 22-Mar-24 6:38 PM
(42 days ago)
When someone saw me wearing a particularly lovely new pair of panties, he said, "Wow, Jen, that's a nice twat cover you're wearing there." LOL. Never heard panties called "twat covers" before.
Wed, 20-Mar-24 7:09 PM
(44 days ago)
Question for the straight guys: Is it better for you if the woman is already hot/wet when you start the fun or would you rather warm her up yourself? Thanks in advance for replies.
Tue, 19-Mar-24 10:19 PM
(45 days ago)
Hey out there. Thanks for all the comments here on my status. I find them interesting and fun. Be safe, stay sexy! Jen.
Mon, 18-Mar-24 9:57 PM
(46 days ago)
Having a lot of lust for this person, but don't want to actually do it because I'm being silly and think the fantasy will be better than the reality. Darn it!
Fri, 8-Mar-24 1:31 PM
(56 days ago)
After a couple of hectic weeks at work, time for some outrageously fun sexy time. Should be exciting and pleasurable for all.
Wed, 21-Feb-24 6:46 PM
(72 days ago)
Random odd comment made to me today: Your pussy would pull the cum right outta my balls. Wow. How does that work? Asking for a friend.
Thu, 8-Feb-24 11:56 PM
(85 days ago)
Anyone else having some sexy fun tonight? Not asking for a friend.
Sun, 4-Feb-24 4:12 PM
(89 days ago)
Hope everyone's having a sexy weekend. Word of the day: Penetration. Mmnnf.
Mon, 29-Jan-24 4:23 PM
(95 days ago)
After a super sexy weekend, having trouble focusing at work. Oh, my.
Sat, 27-Jan-24 11:36 PM
(97 days ago)
Posted another story in the erotic stories section of the forum. Hope you like it. Real as it gets
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Fri, 26-Jan-24 3:57 PM
(98 days ago)
The sexy weekend beginning early. Wow, so lucky to enjoy! Hope you're having fun, too.
Wed, 24-Jan-24 7:51 PM
(100 days ago)
Time for some solo stress relief. Might even be like exercise.
Sat, 20-Jan-24 5:57 PM
(104 days ago)
Today: Chocolate, espresso, and lots of fuckin. Darn, what a great day and night yet to enjoy.
Wed, 17-Jan-24 5:05 PM
(107 days ago)
Had some fun with condoms on and then a lot more fun with them off. Contrast and compare!
Mon, 15-Jan-24 7:33 PM
(109 days ago)
It's time for a hotel orgasm. Hopefully, with someone else.
Tue, 9-Jan-24 10:51 PM
(115 days ago)
Status: Eating chocolate. Drinking whiskey. And fuckin. Great night.
Sat, 6-Jan-24 5:00 PM
(118 days ago)
Posted a short story in the Erotic Stories section of the Forum. Hope you like it.
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