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Wed, 24-Apr-24 2:25 PM (2 days ago)
I’ve been seeing a counselor who uses Dad Jokes Therapy He’s a sigh-cologist.
This morning I walked down a road where the houses were numbered 4kb, 8kb, 16kb, 32kb, 64kb, 128kb and 256kb. It was a walk down memory lane.
(7 days ago)
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me
(7 days ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
What have you got if you have too many knights? A sir-plus
(7 days ago)
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Fri, 19-Apr-24 12:15 PM (7 days ago)
Police have arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. It was charged with public littering.
At first I didn't like the reactions to my status jokes But they've groan on me
(7 days ago)
Happy Fri-yay all.
(7 days ago)
What has 5 toes but isn't your foot? My foot
(8 days ago)
I got pulled over by the cops the other day. they asked me if I had a police record. I don’t think Roxanne was what they where looking for
(8 days ago)
I got arrested for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. Fortunately I could explain everything.
(8 days ago)
Last I dreamt I was swimming in a lake of lemonade; turns out is was a Fanta sea
(8 days ago)
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Sun, 14-Apr-24 10:49 AM (13 days ago)
I was mugged by a group of 6 dwarves last night ….Not happy
hornyfukcer and MrsTrellis like this
I got sick in Madrid, and my hotel told me they have a doctor on staff. I was surprised to hear that. They said, "No one expects the Spanish inn physician!"
(13 days ago)
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Sat, 13-Apr-24 11:12 AM (14 days ago)
A man was checked into the ICU today when it was discovered… He had 12 plastic horses inserted through his rectum. Doctors are now describing his condition as “stable”.
I know a woman who thinks she's an armchair. The hospital described her as comfortable.
(14 days ago)
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I was walking down the aisle in Harbor freight And all the stud finders started going off
(16 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Why did the journalist go the ice cream store?..because she wanted to get a good scoop.
(16 days ago)
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Wed, 10-Apr-24 10:03 AM (17 days ago)
so I asked Siri, "Surely, it's not going to rain today?" And she replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley." That was when I realized I'd left my phone on Airplane mode
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost... I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
(17 days ago)
Artistic likes this
My partner and I always brush our teeth together. We found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.
(17 days ago)
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Sun, 7-Apr-24 11:09 AM (20 days ago)
My friend told me they're making a trail mix without any raisins or M&M's. I told them, "Well that's just nuts."
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Worse than you think. I have 6 partners, 4 of whom i am their only partner and we're fluid bound, 2 are long distance that i see less often, and a new friend with benefits that is getting pretty drrty
(21 days ago)
Wed, 3-Apr-24 10:22 AM (24 days ago)
So i asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred in the shower.. The number one answer was “Get the hell out of here!"
Astronaut 1: 'I can’t find any milk for my coffee.' Astronaut 2: 'In space no one can… here, use cream.'
(24 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 and McPhallus like this
Did you know the inventor of the Merry-go-round and the inventor of the Ferris wheel have never met? They travel in different circles
(24 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 and McPhallus like this
Tue, 2-Apr-24 10:11 AM (25 days ago)
What's the best thing about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes!
"I've just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
(25 days ago)
why is Jesus always depicted with brown or blond hair but almost never black hair? Because he dyed for our sins …
(25 days ago)
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told me to take it out.
(25 days ago)
Artistic and Laphroaigh like this
Why should't you write with a broken pencil?...Because it's pointless.
(26 days ago)
Artistic and Laphroaigh like this
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!
(26 days ago)
spunky4u and Laphroaigh like this
I recently came into a bunch of money...which is strange for me, I usually just use a towel.
(26 days ago)
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years? Church.
(27 days ago)
I was recently asked, “What’s your favorite sex position?” I said, “The Zombie, I just lie-down and get eaten.”
(27 days ago)
When you see a "V" formation of birds flying, why does side look longer? There's more birds on that side. 😎
(27 days ago)
Mr_Vein and SpiritWolf68 like this
Wed, 27-Mar-24 10:57 AM (31 days ago)
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. So she said I was useless in bed. Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
McPhallus, tugking70, Artistic, theroyalcouple, bimarriedbottom and 4 others, Rick12111, glatstar, Mr_Vein and smitten4u like this
Whenever my partner is upset I let them color in my black and white tattoos. They really just needed a shoulder to crayon.
(31 days ago)
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A priest, a thief, a liar, and a p*****ile walk into a bar. He ordered a beer. 🤣🤣🤣😭😱
(32 days ago)
I've stolen so many jokes from status that i felt the need to give back, til it hurts... -wink-
(32 days ago)
Tue, 8-Aug-23 1:05 PM (262 days ago)
Just noticed the "winks" page. Somehow i managed to wink at a Lot of ppl without being aware of it...
I've only winked at three people, one was myself and one was an accident lol.
(262 days ago)
Raven2005 and Laphroaigh like this
I’m still mystified over the utility of it. It took me forever to find the list of who has winked at you. It then what? PM? Just send a PM! I’ve never winked back. What happens?
(262 days ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
It occurs to me wink has another meaning. Now that’s something I could get behind.
(262 days ago)
Thu, 3-Aug-23 9:04 PM (267 days ago)
How does it make sense that you cannot Report your own status post, but you Can Like or Tip yourself?
Chuck lobbied hard and long to get the like button on your own status post.
(267 days ago)
And even though the tip button is there, you cannot tip yourself.
(267 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hey! You're not my Tipping Supervisor! 😏
(267 days ago)
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yep no one else fought that hard liking himself
(267 days ago)
Saetyrical and lennynatural like this
Sun, 23-Jul-23 12:52 PM (278 days ago)
Finishing up a 9th anni weekend with one of my partners. Fucking perfect. Already planning a getaway for our 10 yr...
smitten4u likes this
Keeping up with anniversary dates of multiple partners?? I’d need a spreadsheet, or a secretary.
(278 days ago)
I have three local partners at 15 yrs, 12 yrs, and 10 yrs. Two long distance partners at 18 yrs and 9 yrs.
(278 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Manage to see the locals once a week almost every week, and one of the LD every month. The other i get to see for a full week a few times a year.
(278 days ago)
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We are a very happy stable and supportive polycule.
(278 days ago)
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Fri, 14-Jul-23 12:55 PM (287 days ago)
Off for a long weekend, and have plans with 3 of my partners. Gonna be a drrty time for all. Happy Fucking Friday!
Tue, 16-May-23 11:03 AM (347 days ago)
So when did premium renewals start being Only available as automatic renewal? This will likely keep me from continuing premium.
Thu, 16-Mar-23 6:00 PM (1 year ago)
Last two attempts at photo upload stopped at moderation and i don't even know why. Bothersome...
Next time don't delete them, ask your friendly neighborhood mod to look at them and then we can give you some guidance
(1 year ago)
SexyEnglishBabe and LikesTwo like this
Copy that. Didn't know that was an option
(1 year ago)
lennynatural likes this
Check the rules again and be honest with yourself. Some pics I see and think why the hell did this get posted? Should have been deleted from the camera! But I’m picky. Turn a damn light on! 😂
(1 year ago)
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Sat, 4-Mar-23 12:39 PM (1 year ago)
To Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now. 😏
Fri, 6-Jan-23 1:45 PM (1 year ago)
Been a rough go of things the last few years and haven't been posting. Starting to see a light in the tunnel that does Not appear to be another train... Thanks to you all for being a source of joy
One moment at a time is all we can do. Wishing you a good day Saetyrical.
(1 year ago)
shy28boy likes this
Whatever has been you're ill I'm glad you're working through it, and brighter days lay ahead for you 👍
(1 year ago)
Welcome back. Never too late to get caught up!
(1 year ago)
PantyPirate likes this
May the light shine stronger and shower you with goodness. Beautiful Hamsa tattoo.
(1 year ago)
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